So says former Survivor contestant Richard Hatch, who is doing 51 months as a guest of the federal government on a tax evasion conviction. I guess no one let Hatch in on the little secret that prison life totally sucks. Maybe that would have made him think twice about not paying taxes on his “Survivor” winnings. Then again, it was clear that the guy was a jerk on the show. Based on details about his life that came out about him after he won “Survivor,” it would appear that he’s a jerk in real life, too. Jerks don’t usually do well anywhere – in or out of prison.